What would you buy with £80,000,000?

As most of us know, Fierontino Perez recently splashed out £80,000,000 (via bank loan) for Portuguese footballer Cristiano Ronaldo...
My question is, what would YOU buy with that amount of money!?

Shouldn't you have answered first in your post? Hmm, well...

I'd buy a great big turnip out in the country.


Actually I'd probably buy myself a house located in town, instead of the middle of nowhere... Buy the top computer and upgrade as soon as possible.

Maids would be nice, possibly three of them that can cook, clean, bathe, etc... Whoops, where was I...

Getting sleepy,
~Minion

P.S. I'd keep most of the money anyway.
P.S.S Wait, was I supposed to say "World peace" or something?!